Vegas Lights

yeah

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via dewgongo)

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via secretlymartinfreeman)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via lost-in-jacks-stereo)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag, via hate)

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80

popularboyfriend:

guy:

guy:

how do u transform regular water into holy water

u boil the HELL out of it

image

(Source: guy, via forgave)

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via unescapable)

please don’t be shitty to the other humans

(Source: b0tanicalspirit, via imshannonadams)

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